1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like... night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
25. Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Friday, February 22, 2008
The Universe Unlocked
Monday, February 18, 2008
When The Moon Hits Your Eye...
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…
That's amore.
When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned…
That's a moray.
When our habits are strange and our customs deranged…
That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw and the bales total four…
That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife, she gets stabbed with a knife…
That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight used a sword in a fight…
That's Sa...mur...ai.
… Amore!
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Friday, February 08, 2008
Is it really over?
From Just Jared and all over the evening news:
“The writers’ strike is finally over. Party time!!!!!!! “It’s over,” former Walt Disney chief executive Michael Eisner told CNBC. “[The major media companies and the Writers Guild of America] made the deal, they shook hands on the deal. It’s going on Saturday to the writers in general.” The writers, however, could still reject the agreement, but the deal is definitely in motion.”
I want all of my fave shows to resume!!! Can't wait, bring them on!!!
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
A Different Perspective of Love
In a conference where the Keynote speaker was Jim Bouten, a former New York Yankees pitcher and author of the bestselling book “Ball Four” which rocked the baseball world in the early 70s. Although he had little to say about the online world, his experience was very enlightening (as well as very entertaining) as he was someone who had to work very hard and break a lot of rules to play in the big leagues, especially on a team with greats such as Yogi Berra and Micky Mantle.
Given that we are a week away from Valentines Day, or Love Day as some call it, it is important to understand different aspects of love – including “Loving What You Do.”
* You Must Learn to Love the Process of What you are Doing
* Secret of Success is Persistence
* Most People Don’t Fail – They Just stop Trying
* If you Love what you do, you can find a way to succeed
* One Thing I learned from Pressure is to try to have fun with it
* When you are having fun doing what you are doing, your mind and body work correctly
For everyone, be reminded to enjoy the process -- to love what you do. If you don’t, and can’t find a way to do so by changing your perspective, perhaps you should start looking to do other things. If you are just results focused, you will often be unhappy. If you enjoy the process, you can always be optimistic, even during difficult times.
Monday, February 04, 2008
Quotes on Love
"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed."
- Carl Jung
"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."
- William M. Thackeray
"All's fair in love and war."
- Francis Smedley
"Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths. No man or - woman really - knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century."
- Mark Twain
"Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache."
-Mae West
The Following Have Unknown Authors:
"To love something is to give it room enough to grow.”
"With most people lovability is not absent—it is merely undiscovered."
"Without loving acts, loving words are meaningless."
"People are unreasonable, illogical and self-centered. Love them anyway…"
Wishing you all a great week, and with a reminder not to wait to the last minute to get your Valentine presents.
